| Pick | Team | Franchise | SchwagBag |
| 4 | Buck | Lamar Jackson | Keon Coleman |
| 10 | Colin | Jayden Daniels | Jauan Jennings |
| 6 | Conor | Brian Thomas | JJ McCarthy |
| 11 | Glover | None | Javonte Williams |
| 1 | Knox | Jacobi Meyers | Austin Ekeler |
| 8 | Mark | None | Jake Ferguson |
| 5 | Reilly | Tyrone Tracy | None |
| 2 | Sarver | Jerry Jeudy | Rhamondre Stevenson |
| 12 | Schmidt | Chase Brown | Miami Defense |
| 9 | Schwag | Brock Bowers | Caleb Williams |
| 3 | Selwonk | Bo Nix | Najee Harris |
| 7 | Tim | Bucky Irving | Zach Charbonet |
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